Truth.It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
Pretty sure I’ve reblogged this once already. Pretty sure I don’t care.
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Via dancing with myself
Whenever I see our competitor company’s employees around the hospital….
…..
We may give each other a hard time, but it doesn’t matter who you work for… you can work for a private, 911 city/county service, be a volunteer or a full-timer - it doesn’t matter, because if you work in EMS we are all family. Almost certainly dysfunctional, jaded and insane, but family all the same.
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Assemble at the The Three Broomsticks, if convenient. If inconvenient, time travel there anyway. Could be dangerous, bring salt.
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The Big Bang Theory | Season 5 | Episode 24 - The Countdown Reflection
Via Our whole universe was in a hot dense state...
I WANT TO PLAY
My friends and I have been playing this for years. It is both exhilarating and terrifying.
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